Fudgin' A

It is fudgin 715am and the classrooms are all taken
'Taken'... meaning 'choped with a shoe bag'

Now what do I do?

Fudge.


Edit: Fudgie came to reclaim the bag at 7.45am. (In Ppl-who-come-to-school-early World, we say to 745 hopefuls: 'pigs will fly.') Ah friends, I have failed you. Someone come to school quick, before I implode from suppressed homicidal tendencies.