Lamb Briyani, No Lamb Please

This is the "lamb" briyani Emil and I shared at Bismi's (ON ELIZABETH!!! That's 2 milliseconds from where I live. There's another one here we've been going to, but you have to take the tram and it takes two million years to get there and the anticipation of awesomeawesome Bismi food, as we all know, is not a nice thing to deal with.)

So I'm spooning Emil's share of the rice onto his plate and he goes, "Where's the lamb?" The lamb's at the bottom of the bowl, I say. Nish also reassures us that the lamb's at the bottom. Two minutes later, I ask, "Where's the lamb?"

We got a replacement.



This is Nish. Nish is happy because his chicken masala came with..wait for it..
Chicken.