Holy Crap!

Ironically, that's not crap. That's only the gargantuan-est fly I have ever seen. Thank goodness Kevin is not aware that flies half as long as your index finger are venomous flesh-eating humanivores. He whacked this one with the free chinese property newspaper we kop on a regular basis from the Asian grocer's to wrap veggies in. It was crouching, ready to pounce, when it realised too late that Kev was not extending his arm as an invitation to devour him.

Summer has come, and with it the new season of what Kev affectionately calls...Deperate Houseflies.